So, I’ve been searching around and thinking…which is better, Twilight, or Harry Potter? You are right “Twi-hard” girl…vampires are way better than wizards. Unfortunately, Twilight isn’t the story about vampires. It’s the story of a whiny teenage girl being stalked by a pedopheliac fairy…oh and for added drama a furry is chasing after the whiny girl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksJvEH-R_ew
You might want to learn some things. First of all, proper spelling and grammar? There is a spell check on here. Anyways, back to your little fairy issues. I hate to break it to you, but I read your “why twilight is so awesome”…Are you on crack?
1. It’s so sweet and romantic….yeahhhhh…you know, once you get past the whole making fun of how she smells, leaving her and sending her into a looming depression, threatening to show himself and his sparkling abilities, oh and need I forget impregnating her…then being too much of a pansy to bite her once her predator like child bursts through her stomach. Oh and great romanticism techniques when Jacob becomes a pedophile as well by falling for the newborn.
3. The characters attractiveness…really? well i guess with a story that’s copying romeo and juliet but making one a fairy you have to look at how good looking they are…the plot is about as amazing as a piece of stale bread…”OH BELLA. YOUR PERSONALITY IS SO DYNAMIC.” yeah….alright….
4. Kristen Stewarts Acting…you know what that’s too easy…here watch some of her acting..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuhmWPF-CGE&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL91F3EBECDA4963F0…she’s a one sided actress to be honest.
That’s just three issues I felt like pointing out that you so desperately love….anyways, Twilight is a story with no real great story-line, and I’m sorry but I don’t understand why anyone chose to make it into a movie, you know unless some producers’ kid saw it laying in the trash pile.
Harry Potter, however, happens to be a different story. Honestly, I have never liked a story involving wizardry, or anything along that lines, I always preferred vampires…but Stephanie Meyers made me think again.
This is where I bring up your issues with Harry Potter.
1. Apparently there is too much cursing….because it’s not like that’s what happens in real life or anything…people never say stuff like bloody hell, or call someone a bitch when they have children in danger…no they thank the people and say “Why thank you for trying to kill us.”
2. It’s too violent….and that’s why you like twilight…the story of pushing bella halfway across a room, the whole fight scene with the elder vampires, and you know, that one part about Bella and Edward’s child bursting through her stomach like predator or alien…apparently in the movie though, the child is a boy, fully grown, looking older than Edward and Bella…HOW THE FUCK DOESN’T SHE RIP IN HALF. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE0fkhHPakg
3. Torture….oh yes, in the first one she isn’t spiraling into depression, in breaking dawn she doesn’t push a full sized human out of her vagina, and no, she definitely is thrown around from vampires…that’s perfectly normal…she just didn’t make the sandwiches right.
4. Americans are better…hmmm, this is interesting. Your point of view anyways. We are superior….are you having issues? If you haven’t happened to notice, many of our ancestors derive from Europe, so saying that is completely stupid. Not only that, but America has been on the down-swing of being the most amazing country since the industrial age. You know a few world wars, a depression, and I don’t know, practically owing our asses to China will do that sort of thing. If you are seriously suggesting that Twilight is better than Harry Potter because of the writer’s origin, I feel deeply sorry for your lack of intelligence, please, go find some…immediately. Then stock up on actual literature, because Stephanie Meyers, isn’t that great.
5.It’s confusing….well that’s because your lack of intellect. Dialects are very common amongst different places…for instance, I’m quite surprised that I managed to read two of your blogs without crying, finding where you live to punch you in the head, and/or laughing my ass off…okay, so I laughed my ass off…two out of three ain’t bad. PS. America alone has several different types dialect, half of which you probably don’t like or understand…be less of a hypocrite.
6. The movies are crap….hmmmm, well that’s odd. I think that of Twilight. Anyways, if the Harry Potter movies were that terrible, they would have stopped before the series ended. They kept going with Twilight because most Americans that saw that movie probably didn’t read the books until they saw a hot guy….PS. You know Edward, Aka Robert Pattinson, yeah he wasn’t good enough for Harry Potter. They killed his ass off before the movie ended. Though I must admit, I did like the character of Cedric Diggory. They also have accents because the story is set in Europe…odd, I bet that Europeans think Twilight actors have funny accents as well…food for thought.
as for 7. and 8. I do believe you have issues. Yes Dumbledore is gay and some of the characters aren’t very attractive…that just means that they are more relateable than plastic blow up dolls *cough some twilight characters cough*. They aren’t picture perfect. and have to actually be dynamic characters, or at least be interesting without relying on vanity. *cough kristen stewart cough*. And again with the unrealistic attitude. If you haven’t happened to notice, none of the villains in either movie are realistic. Hell the stories aren’t realistic. That is why they are fantasy books, both of them. Grow a brain for darn sakes.
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When ppl say Twilight, I say, Nahhhh….. the real vampire story, worthy of love conflict and supernatural tension belongs to The Vampire Diaries.
I’m talking literary (book-wise), try the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, (warning, it is a bit adult in the later books), and for younger teens Cirque Du Freak series, by Darren Shan